8 Dullciana Only played to put the audience to sleep. Often played with the 16 Boredom.
8 Stopped-up Flute Keep the Roto-Rooter man on call if you have one of these in the organ.
8 Roarflute The loudest flute stop in the organ.
4 Krummpet Cross between a Krummhorn and a Trumpet. Mainly used to accompany Tea Dances.
16 Bombardment Large caliber pedal stop. It is wise to buy only the smokeless powder version of this stop. Its biggest disadvantage is the necessity to reload in the middle of long bass passages.
32 Counter Bombardment A really macho complement to the 16 Bombardment. Place these two on opposite sides of the organ and watch the fireworks! Not recommended for buildings constructed of un-reinforced masonry.
4 AcetylSalicet Played to offset the headache generated by playing the 16 Bombardment and the 32 Counter Bombardment.
16 Proctophone Extremely loud and rude pedal stop. Useful with the 4 Flatulence.
16 Baboon Reed stop of African origin. Smells mildly of bananas.
8 Salacious Belongs in the X-Rated division of the organ along with the Sexaphone, the HotBois, and the Gemshorny.
4 Gambino A short Italian version of the Gamba. When this stop speaks, you listen - if you know whats good for you.
8 Violent Diapason Makes a good match with the 4 Gambino to accompany gangster films.
4 Spits Flute A raincoat is recommended when playing this one. Isolate this stop to keep it from warping the wooden pipes.
8 ViDeO One of the few really new organ stops. Requires cable or satellite connection.
8 Trumped up Not a real organ stop at all. Invented by an unscrupulous organ salesman to make the stop tabs symmetrical.
8 Hobo Shabby and poorly made stop. Grateful for any spare change the tuner might have.
Zinfandel IV Made from old wine bottles. More colorful than the Chardonnay IV.
8 Geiger Diapason Made of (almost) depleted Uranium. Easy to find because it glows in the dark. When tuning this stop, it is wise to don your lead-lined underwear.
6 7/8 Genetic Mutation A stop which spontaneously appeared next to the 8 Geiger Diapason.
2 2/3 Lizard Keep this away from the 8 Geiger Diapason. Might mutate into a 10 2/3 Godzilla.
Plain Joe Mixture Made from old Folgers coffee cans. None of this Espresso or Latte stuff.
8 Vox Inhumana A short stubby reed which is nearly impossible to keep in tune.
1 1/3 Lariat Originally developed in Texas to accompany Western films.
5 1/3 Quint Eastwood Another part of the Western division of the organ alongside the Lariat